fix(api): reject datum proxy shell responses

apps/web/src/strings.ts

@@ -17,17 +17,17 @@ export const STATUS_LINES = {
 
 export const LOTTERY_LINES = [
   (oddsPerDay: number) =>
-    `P(block today): ${formatPct(oddsPerDay)}. P(struck by lightning today): 0.000028%. hash on, brave little board.`,
+    `today's chance: ${formatPct(oddsPerDay)}. small number, enormous main-character energy.`,
   (oddsPerDay: number) =>
-    `at this hashrate, a block is expected once every ${humanYears(1 / Math.max(oddsPerDay, 1e-30) / 365)}. compound those vibes.`,
+    `statistically, the next block arrives in ${humanYears(1 / Math.max(oddsPerDay, 1e-30) / 365)}. emotionally, any minute now.`,
   () =>
-    `lifetime tickets purchased: many. winners: 0. hope: priceless.`,
+    `the math says no. the dashboard has chosen to hear "not yet."`,
   (oddsPerDay: number) =>
-    `you're ${ratioVsLightning(oddsPerDay)}× as likely to find a block as get hit by lightning today. almost too easy.`,
+    `versus lightning today: ${ratioVsLightning(oddsPerDay)}x. bad weather has better marketing.`,
   () =>
-    `the network does not know you exist. and yet, you persist.`,
+    `four tiny tickets in a planetary raffle. extremely unserious. deeply respected.`,
   () =>
-    `every share is a ticket bought. nobody is buying with more conviction.`,
+    `every share is a receipt for optimism with terrible accounting.`,
 ];
 
 export const BLOCK_CELEBRATION_LINES = [